April 2nd: We got over two dozen emails with some derrogatory words and pure anger from readers. Only one sponsor said a, "we regret to inform the removal of our sponsorship to MPG". I got a laugh out of it and thought HAHA! funny funny.
I did not tell any of our writers either so it is funny to find out how often they even read MPG since in order they replied to the post. Some as soon as it was posted and others toward the afternoon.
Either way there were some great mac - web stories posted that were obviously rumor. Thanks for the laughs! We now return to our regularly scheduled mac news / reviews.
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April 1st: MPG is over a year old and we are going to change how we do things. Our domain name does not reflect our editorial complex of Mac related news and reviews. Many think of us as a travel site or a porn site. After much consideration, we are going to reflect one of those two and since I know nothing about travel; porn it is!
Collectively, all of MPGs employees have over 120gbs of pornography so we know what the best stuff is and the best places to get it. We won't be posting files on here since that breaks our TOS with the current host but will post filenames of porn files available on the popular file sharing networks for you to search for and download. P2P networks have millions of files but you never know what you are going to get until after the download finishes and that is why we feel it is our service to make sure you get the file you want.
We will also set up times each day to "express yourself" with the file you downloaded by posting a "wank now!" entry with the name of the file to wank to. If you have kept up with our entries that file will be saved and ready to be put full screen. Finally, weekly giveaways of Quicktime Pro will be given away so you can run those porn movies full screen and each month we will give away a copy of Photoshop or Graphic converter to make the pron images yours!
How do you feel about this? Let us know!